zeldathemes
Waldoland
I don't know man
Preschool teacher by day, competitive sleeper by night. Nice to meet you.

s-atisfait:

Why does my hair only look good before I’m gonna wash it

ruinedchildhood:

me as a parent

tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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crrocs:

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

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Song: Monster Verse
Artist: Nicki Minaj
Album: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Played: 202,792 times.

heathened:privatebarb:amenpenis:

A threshold moment in human evolution

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#hey itunes instead of making all of us get the u2 album how about make a skip to nicki’s verse button  

Be careful who you vent to.
Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via itsthelesbiana)

if you love yourself and others please wear deodorant

slutty-ukes:

why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything