zeldathemes
Waldoland
I don't know man
Preschool teacher by day, competitive sleeper by night. Nice to meet you.

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

katara:

seattl-ite:

katara:

I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional

i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable. 

bitch you stink 

donertella:

Nicki Minaj trying to count how many careers she’s ended.

donertella:

Nicki Minaj trying to count how many careers she’s ended.

c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth

c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth

skottieyoung:

Thor God of Thunder #1 variant

skottieyoung:

Thor God of Thunder #1 variant

fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*